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THE SIGNS AS CARDS FROM CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

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Aries: Punching a baby.
Taurus: A really cool hat.
Gemini: Peeing a little bit.
Cancer: A sad fat dragon with no friends.
Leo: A zesty breakfast burrito.
Virgo: Inappropriate yodeling.
Libra: A salty surprise.
Scorpio: The Devil himself.
Sagittarius: Winking at old people.
Capricorn: Bees?
Aquarius: A hot mess.
Pisces: Self-Loathing.

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